THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE FINDS OUT ABOUT SKYLAR AND RAYMOND

Fake cobwebs were hanging off the ceiling, all five fog machines were billowing down the halls and Monster Mash was blaring from the ballroom.  Basically, everything was perfect.

Skylar was pretty sure there had never been a more awesome Halloween party than this one, and she was actually glad she had agreed they should host it.  She turned back to her co-conspirator and continued their plotting.

“As I was saying, Raymond, we have to get Trevor and Donovan apart, and that will never happen if stupid Connie Conners is hanging all over them.  What we need to do is find a distraction for her.” Continue reading

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EPISODE SEVEN

ANDROCLES, GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER

 

Androcles knew full well that patience was a highly prized virtue, but this was just ridiculous.  Ophelia had been in the large walk-in blood fridge for what seemed like a thousand years, and he was hungry. Continue reading

EPISODE FOUR

TEN THINGS SKYLAR HATES ABOUT YOU

Skylar watched as the shuttle service van pulled away from the curb.  This had to be the most embarrassing thing ever.  Androcles was still waving as the van drove down the street, and all three of the teens were looking anywhere but at him. Continue reading

EPISODE THREE

MEET THE MOORES

Parker couldn’t believe this was really happening.  He and the other two teenagers next to him were now “vampires” (which was something he was apparently supposed to take seriously now). Continue reading

A Possibly Much-needed Explanation

   You might find yourself wondering what exactly you’ve just stumbled upon.  For that very reason, we thought it might be best to explain ourselves briefly.  What you have found here is, in fact, a story.  An online serial to be specific.

   This is a story about four vampires.  Four crazy, neurotic, ill-suited-for-society vampires.  Who decided to take it upon themselves to make three more crazy, neurotic vampires, all while under the guise of being helpful mentors at a not-so-legit program for troubled teens.  This goes well…or something like that.  We cordially invite you to sit back, strap in, and enjoy the madness to come.

A Little About the Authors and How this Happened:

   Having been severely traumatized by Twilight and after having many discussions about good and bad vampire fiction alike, Sierra and Christine decided that something had to be done; the world was missing a much needed vampire comedy.  You’re welcome.

(For more info on the Manor check out: http://www.revampmanor.com)