Valentine’s Day Special!

PARKER’S BLOODY VALENTINE

Parker and his date watched as the golf ball sailed through the air.  It bounced off of the walls and numerous other surfaces, including a poor young child just ahead of them on the mini golf course.  He was somewhat surprised by how hard he had just hit the ball; and also found it a little funny that it had hit the kid so perfectly.  Until he saw the look on his date’s face.  Jessica was clearly agitated and trying not to show it.  He choked back back his laugh and looked down, “I, uh…guess I don’t know my own strength…”  He gave Jessica another quick glance.  “And it’s a shame about that little boy…” Continue reading

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EPISODE THREE

MEET THE MOORES

Parker couldn’t believe this was really happening.  He and the other two teenagers next to him were now “vampires” (which was something he was apparently supposed to take seriously now). Continue reading

EPISODE TWO

   RAYMOND, NERD OF THE DAMNED

It had been a normal day.  It had even been a boring day.  Which wasn’t all that unusual for being a teenager in Kill Devil Hills.  The small towns on North Carolina’s outer banks weren’t exactly known for their excitement.  Things seemed to take a turn for the better, however, when the text came through.  And it was the text.  The one that Raymond had been dreaming about for months: Continue reading

EPISODE ONE (PILOT)

SKYLAR, POSSIBLY DEAD AND NOT CARING FOR IT

“I told you this was a bad idea…it’s never going to work!”

Skylar’s eyes fluttered open. She was cold, hazy, in the dark, and possibly dead. She wondered vaguely if you were supposed to hear bickering when you died. How exactly she had gotten here–wherever that was–she really didn’t know. Continue reading

A Possibly Much-needed Explanation

   You might find yourself wondering what exactly you’ve just stumbled upon.  For that very reason, we thought it might be best to explain ourselves briefly.  What you have found here is, in fact, a story.  An online serial to be specific.

   This is a story about four vampires.  Four crazy, neurotic, ill-suited-for-society vampires.  Who decided to take it upon themselves to make three more crazy, neurotic vampires, all while under the guise of being helpful mentors at a not-so-legit program for troubled teens.  This goes well…or something like that.  We cordially invite you to sit back, strap in, and enjoy the madness to come.

A Little About the Authors and How this Happened:

   Having been severely traumatized by Twilight and after having many discussions about good and bad vampire fiction alike, Sierra and Christine decided that something had to be done; the world was missing a much needed vampire comedy.  You’re welcome.

(For more info on the Manor check out: http://www.revampmanor.com)