EPISODE ELEVEN: PART ONE

ANDROCLES HAS 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING ALONE ISN’T ONE

Dear Principal Bardsley,

It is with a heavy heart that I am writing in response to the letter my colleagues and I received regarding the children in our care.  It pains me to learn that there are concerns over the emotional well being of our charges.

EPISODE TEN: PART TWO

IT’S NOT A WONDERFUL LIFE: PART TWO

Parker was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. He’d been bitten, drained of all his blood, his heart was no longer beating, and his murderers had even confessed–happily–to the crime. Two of his classmates had witnessed it, though their fate was much the same as his own, making their word not worth all that much. Young Parker was as dead as a doornail.

 

And yet… he was going home for Christmas.

EPISODE TEN: PART ONE

IT’S NOT A WONDERFUL LIFE PART ONE

Welcome friends!  Gather round; you have probably all been dying to know what happened after the Halloween party “closet incident”.  Our young vampires have been on holiday and it’s time to hear their stories of holiday “cheer”.

THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE FINDS OUT ABOUT SKYLAR AND RAYMOND

Fake cobwebs were hanging off the ceiling, all five fog machines were billowing down the halls and Monster Mash was blaring from the ballroom.  Basically, everything was perfect.

Skylar was pretty sure there had never been a more awesome Halloween party than this one, and she was actually glad she had agreed they should host it.  She turned back to her co-conspirator and continued their plotting.

“As I was saying, Raymond, we have to get Trevor and Donovan apart, and that will never happen if stupid Connie Conners is hanging all over them.  What we need to do is find a distraction for her.”

EPISODE NINE

WHAT ABOUT JUAN?

 

Security breach! Security breach! All safety is now compromised! It’s an ambush!!! Retreat! Flee!

EPISODE EIGHT

FIFTY SHADES OF OPHELIA AND RENATA

 

Ophelia and Renata were standing at the front door of the Holloway residence, both full of excitement. This was it. They had finally done it!

EPISODE SEVEN

ANDROCLES, GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER

 

Androcles knew full well that patience was a highly prized virtue, but this was just ridiculous.  Ophelia had been in the large walk-in blood fridge for what seemed like a thousand years, and he was hungry.

EPISODE SIX

PARKER: THE VAMPIRE WHO KNEW TOO LITTLE

Dude, could this day be going any better?

Parker pranced down the hallway, feeling way too good about everything.  No, not pranced…sure that stupid jerk Donovan Matthews always said that about him (and had even made up some ridiculous nickname for him), but Parker knew what he actually had was pure swagger.

Valentine’s Day Special!

PARKER’S BLOODY VALENTINE

Parker and his date watched as the golf ball sailed through the air.  It bounced off of the walls and numerous other surfaces, including a poor young child just ahead of them on the mini golf course.  He was somewhat surprised by how hard he had just hit the ball; and also found it a little funny that it had hit the kid so perfectly.  Until he saw the look on his date’s face.  Jessica was clearly agitated and trying not to show it.  He choked back back his laugh and looked down, “I, uh…guess I don’t know my own strength…”  He gave Jessica another quick glance.  “And it’s a shame about that little boy…”

EPISODE THREE

MEET THE MOORES

Parker couldn’t believe this was really happening.  He and the other two teenagers next to him were now “vampires” (which was something he was apparently supposed to take seriously now).